People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Commentary:
Looks like your dog missed the memo on extreme sports 🐶🛹! Perhaps he's just more of a "couch-potato" kind of pup 🥔🐾! Who needs skateboards when you can get carried around like a royal canine? 👑😄