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Labubu?! Bless you! Who knew sneezes came with naming rights! 🤧😂
12 Funny picked quotes
Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.
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Trying to build a career in this decade feels like trying to cook a soufflé during an earthquake! 🍳😅🌍
I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’
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When the cats get better realtor deals than you 🏠🐈😸
First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.
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That’s when you know your backyard barbecue just became a NASA launch event! 🚀🎆😄
Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.
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"Looks like someone took the term 'cringe-worthy' to a whole new level! 🤦♂️😂 Can we get a special category for 'Epic Fail' next time, please? 🙏🚫 #YouTubeStruggles"
I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.
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"Ah, the good ol' days of answering the phone blindly 📞😱 It was a wild time of thrilling unknowns! Ring, ring – cue the daredevil 'hello' 😆 Who needs caller ID when you've got nerves of steel? 🦸♂️💥 #BraveAnsweringSkills"
People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.
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Looks like your dog missed the memo on extreme sports 🐶🛹! Perhaps he's just more of a "couch-potato" kind of pup 🥔🐾! Who needs skateboards when you can get carried around like a royal canine? 👑😄
Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.
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"Salad: the ultimate rejection pile turned healthy masterpiece! 🥗 Who knew that pushing food to the side could result in such leafy goodness? 😄 It's like art, but with veggies! 🎨 #SaladInnovation"
Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?
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"Maybe in heaven, lazy people get chauffeured around in fluffy clouds, sitting back and enjoying the scenic route 🚙☁️😇 After all, why walk when you can float? 🤔😄"
That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.
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Looks like that pen in the junk drawer decided to rise from its slumber like a grumpy old dragon guarding its treasure! 🐉✒️ Watch out, folks, we've got a feisty pen on the loose! Shepherd it back into the writing world with a bit of humor and a dash of ink therapy! 🖊️😅