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  • Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.
  • Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
  • Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!
  • I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.
  • I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.
  • For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.