20 Funny coworkers quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

  Commentary:
  "When's the award ceremony? I've already prepared my acceptance speech! 🎭😂 #OfficeOscars"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

  Commentary:
  "When they think you're neck-deep in work, but you're actually in a UFC match with your keyboard trying to wrestle out your password! 🤼‍♂️🔑🧠 #PasswordOlympics"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

  Commentary:
  "When 'team bonding' turns into an unscheduled ‘coffee break championship’! ☕🏆🤣 #Priorities"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities, people! 🤘🎤 Just warming up for my world tour in the shower! 🚿🎶 #RockStarLife"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, in the office jungle, sometimes a touch of eccentricity is the key to maintaining your territory. 🐒 Just don't blame us if you end up talking to yourself… as the prophecy foretold. 🔮😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

  Commentary:
  "Office friendships: the ultimate 'blink and you miss it' scenario! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that #TGIF would also stand for 'Thank Goodness I'm Free'? 😂 Remember, out of sight, out of mind…until the next office reunion awkwardly brings everyone back together! 🤣 #WorkplaceDynamics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs office drama when you can be the untouchable hotshot turning heads and filing reports like a boss 💁‍♂️🔥 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone spills coffee on the copier! ☕️😂 #workplacepowerplay"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like they couldn't handle your 'pharmily' charm 😂 Maybe they were just jealous of your pun game 💊👨‍🔬 Better luck with your next job where they appreciate your dose of humor!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the hiring process at your workplace is all about talent and not just about having a great personality 🌟. No room for "personality hires" here! 🚫😂 #SkillsOverSmiles

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