Commentary:
Living in the moment so hard, I refuse to remember what I had for breakfast! 🕰️😂🥐
25 Funny coworkers quotes
I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.
Commentary:
Watching new coworkers go from "Let's conquer the world!" to "Is it lunchtime yet?" is the real office drama 😂📉🍕
Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.
Commentary:
Sounds like you've mastered the ancient art of active disengagement! 😂🕒✨
I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.
Commentary:
"When's the award ceremony? I've already prepared my acceptance speech! 🎭😂 #OfficeOscars"
My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.
Commentary:
"When they think you're neck-deep in work, but you're actually in a UFC match with your keyboard trying to wrestle out your password! 🤼♂️🔑🧠 #PasswordOlympics"
Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.
Commentary:
"When 'team bonding' turns into an unscheduled ‘coffee break championship’! ☕🏆🤣 #Priorities"
Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.
Commentary:
"Priorities, people! 🤘🎤 Just warming up for my world tour in the shower! 🚿🎶 #RockStarLife"
If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.
Commentary:
"Remember, in the office jungle, sometimes a touch of eccentricity is the key to maintaining your territory. 🐒 Just don't blame us if you end up talking to yourself… as the prophecy foretold. 🔮😄"
Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.
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When my boss emails, I pretend it's spam while adding a new pair of socks to my cart! 🧦📬😂
Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.
Commentary:
"Office friendships: the ultimate 'blink and you miss it' scenario! 🤷♂️ Who knew that #TGIF would also stand for 'Thank Goodness I'm Free'? 😂 Remember, out of sight, out of mind…until the next office reunion awkwardly brings everyone back together! 🤣 #WorkplaceDynamics"