Commentary:
True adventure is just going to the grocery store and returning without losing a sock! 🧦😂🏡
Funny safely quotes
I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.
Commentary:
"That’s one small step for cats, one giant leap for feline-kind! 🐾🌕🐱"
I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.
Commentary:
Looks like the hiring process at your workplace is all about talent and not just about having a great personality 🌟. No room for "personality hires" here! 🚫😂 #SkillsOverSmiles
I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.
Commentary:
"Sure, let me just put on my pilot's hat and make sure we reach our destination in one piece! 🧳✈️ #FlightAttendantGoals"
You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.
Commentary:
"Well, if no injuries, at least come back with a dramatic story about fighting off a pack of wild squirrels on your way home 🐿️🤣 Safety first, but entertainment value a close second, right?"