“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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"Well, at least my sense of humor was my ultimate wingman back then! 🤪😂 #FunnyNotFoxy"

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  • Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.
  • Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.
  • I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.
  • When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.