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When a fellow woman says you look fabulous, it feels like you just got a gold star from the universe 🌟💁♀️✨
Funny compliments quotes
Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.
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Turning into a serial complimenter, one kind word at a time! 😄💬💀
It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.
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"Exactly! If 15 people complimented me in person, I'd immediately start a fashion blog. 😂👗📸 #FeelingFabulous"
When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.
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Well, ain't that the bearded truth! 🧔🏻👩🏼🦱 Remember, gentlemen, a compliment for a compliment keeps the grooming game strong! 💪 Let's spread the love, one whisker at a time! 😄 #BeardAndBoujee
Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.
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Looks like we have a new executive chef in the office! 🍴👨🍳 Don't forget to savor the unique aroma of success…or maybe just open a window. 😂 #ChefOfTheYear
Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!
Commentary:
"Looks like your DMs are going to be 90% more interesting now! 😉🔥 Keep slaying, influencer extraordinaire! 💁♂️💃 #StillGotIt"
“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.
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"Well, at least my sense of humor was my ultimate wingman back then! 🤪😂 #FunnyNotFoxy"
Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.
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"Trying to reel in those compliments like a pro angler, but ending up looking like a fish out of water with all those failed selfie attempts 🤳🐟 #selfiegamestrong #struggleisreal"
When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.
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Ah, yes, the age-guessing game – where kids are like (🧒🏼), "You must be a hundred!" while you're left wondering if your anti-aging creams are really doing their job. It's a rollercoaster of emotions, with accuracy taking a backseat to their wild imagination! Remember, age is just a number… until a child tries to guess it! 💁🏻♂️👴🏻