funny compliments quotes - Wordgag

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

May 30, 2026

Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

May 28, 2026

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

May 27, 2026

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

May 26, 2026

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

May 23, 2026

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

May 23, 2026

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

May 23, 2026

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

May 20, 2026

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

May 20, 2026