Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Commentary:
“Maybe it all started with that cute, cozy sock keeping their feet warm and now they just can’t resist a good pair of toes 🧦👣 Who knew socks had such power over our dating preferences!”

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