If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force. Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home. Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions. The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker. When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.
