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When you realize making the right choices is actually a possibility 🤯💡 Who knew adulting could come with options?! 😂 #DecisionsDecisions

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84 shares on YouTube this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

49 shares on YouTube this month:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

61 shares on Instagram this month:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

99 shares on Discord this month:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

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Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

Going viral on YouTube:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Making waves on Instagram:

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Keep the laugh going 😂

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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