Funny force quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my camera's doing a better job at witness protection than the FBI! 📷🤦‍♂️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

  Commentary:
  "Using The Force for the real Jedi essentials! 💫🥜 Who needs to battle the Dark Side when you can conquer the shell of a pistachio effortlessly? Priorities, right? 😄 #JediSnackingSkills"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the infamous staff meeting that no one dares to forget! 😂 Darth Vader really showed his true management style with that forceful display of frustration. It seems like the dark side of the Force wasn't just about battling Jedi, but also about dealing with difficult colleagues. 🌌💼 May the HR department be with you!

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