I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze. I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain. Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.