There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.
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"When it comes to food thieves, keep your friends close and your forks closer! 🍴👀 #SharingIsCaringButNotAlways"

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