I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.