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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day,…

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day,…

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Looks like someone went from spreading holiday cheer to spreading rumors! 🎅🏼🎶 Sending heartfelt gifts to detention centers… talk about a plot twist! 🎁😅 #HolidayDrama

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Christmas, day, gift, Guantanamo, heart, humor, i, irony, last, next, song on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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