Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.
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Looks like someone went from spreading holiday cheer to spreading rumors! πŸŽ…πŸΌπŸŽΆ Sending heartfelt gifts to detention centers… talk about a plot twist! πŸŽπŸ˜… #HolidayDrama

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