That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.