Them: Good morning! Me: Where? Posted onJan 28, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Them: Good morning! ☀️ Me: Where? 🤔 Probably still lost in yesterday's dreams! 😴 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m. Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep. Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.