Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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“Ah, the wise words of a toddler… 🧒💭 Yes, you can do whatever you want all the time, as long as you’re cool with facing the consequences like bedtime, chores, and a potentially messy room! 😂🙌 #ToddlerWisdom”

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