At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.
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"Trying to navigate through the day like a pro at the 'Inappropriate Thoughts Olympics' 🏅. Who knew that suppressing 80% of your inner comedian would be considered a full-time job? 😂 #KeepingItPG #MasterOfRestraint"

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