A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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"Looks like someone's got a craving for more than just vibrations! 😏 Maybe investing in a smart speaker that doubles as a compliment machine could do the trick? 🤖💬 #Priorities 🤣"

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