None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend! Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNone of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot. Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off. When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.” With great power comes a great electricity bill. Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.