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  • My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.
  • That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.
  • Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.
  • Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.
  • Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.
  • He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.