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  • Most earthquakes could have been an email.
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  • Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’
  • β€œYour sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.
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