Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.
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"Your honor, I just wanted a hug, not a sentence! 😆⚖️ #LegalLaughter"

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