Commentary:
Coldplay playing the accountability game like it's Viva La Vida 😂🎶 #PresidentialComparisons
Funny held quotes
If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”
Commentary:
Wow, who knew confidence could be booked in advance? 🚗🍽️😂
Sugar held my hand through every breakup.
Commentary:
"Forget Prince Charming, I'll take a donut any day! 🍩❤️🤣"
Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?
Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of being held hostage in a meeting – it's like a free ticket to a boredom party! 🕰️🤦♂️ #OfficeLife"
Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.
Commentary:
"Your honor, I just wanted a hug, not a sentence! 😆⚖️ #LegalLaughter"
Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.
Commentary:
"Who needs a backbone when you have a layers of gooey, melty cheese holding you up? 🧀💪 It's a brie-lliant way to live life, one cheesy layer at a time! 😄🍝 #CheeseIsTheGlueThatHoldsUsTogether"
When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'hold me, but not responsible' dilemma! 🤷♂️ Who knew asking for a hug could lead to a TED talk on accountability? 😂 Remember folks, sometimes all we need is a cuddle, not a lecture on life choices! 🤗 #HugNotBlame"
Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.
Commentary:
Why do I feel like my soulmate is a burger with really strong arms? 🍔💪😂