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  • Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.
  • If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”
  • My favorite thing to do is nothing.
  • It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.
  • I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.
  • Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?