Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Commentary:
"Looks like socializing has officially been canceled! 🚫🤷‍♂️ If you made the cut pre-lockdown, consider yourself lucky! 😂🎉 Who needs new friends anyway, right? 🤪🙅‍♀️"

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