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  • Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.
  • Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.
  • Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.
  • Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
  • ‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.
  • The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.