One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.
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"Who knew 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' actually meant you couldn't enjoy them with your doctor spouse anymore? 🍎👩‍⚕️ #ForbiddenFruit"

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