Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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"Life is short, so remember to prioritize arguing with strangers online over meaningful interactions and personal growth! πŸ•ΈοΈπŸ’»πŸ˜† #LifeGoals"

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