They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When in doubt, choose the pretty one—who needs honesty when you have looks? 😂💄✨ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other? Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me. Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first! Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat. They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.