If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"With all these 'workouts,' I must be on the cover of Stress Vogue soon! π π§ββοΈπ₯" Related Funny Quotes π€ If overthinking burned calories, Iβd never need to exercise again. One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves. I wish rolling your eyes burned calories. If small talk burned calories, maybe Iβd consider it. I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.