If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.
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"Hey, love isn't complicated; it's just on layaway! 🛒❤️😂"

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