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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And donโ€™t get me started on what my kids did.

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Iโ€™m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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