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"Working hard on my urgent tasks, like waiting for that raise… 😂💼⏳"
36 Funny workplace humor quotes
The only way to deal with a micromanaging boss is microreporting.
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Turning in my hourly updates on the coffee situation! ☕📝😂
I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.
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Sounds like your comedic skills really took you places… straight to HR! 🙈😂📈
If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.
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Chilly office? Looks like they’re trying to keep their scaly secret from overheating! 🦎❄️
Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?
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Applying all my hut skills to become the ultimate Hut Manager! 🍕🕶️🏕️
I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.
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I'm still waiting for that raise from my inner HR department! 😂💼💸
Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.
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That level of commitment deserves a tick of approval… or maybe a sticky note reminder! 😂📋🖊️
I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.
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Navigating adulting like it's an advanced-level video game and I accidentally skipped the tutorial 😅🎮📈
I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.
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"Applying for jobs with a *tear*-rific twist! 😂👕💪 #HulkHoganInTheOffice"
Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?
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"Welcome to the thrilling world of corporate hide-and-seek! 🤫🕵️♂️📎 #MasterOfLookingBusy"