70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm trading my life preserver for a shovel because it's getting deep in here! 🤿🦺💩 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison. Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day. I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am. I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb? Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.