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22 Funny bullshit quotes

Funny bullshit quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some laughter 🤣 and sass 😜 into your day! Whether you need a witty comeback or just a cheeky mood boost, these gems 💎 cut through the nonsense with humor and flair. Get ready to roll your eyes 🙄 and laugh out loud 😂 as we dive into the best hilarious nonsense that keeps life entertaining!

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

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