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Sounds like the perfect foundation for a mutually questionable relationship! 😂💔👀
22 Funny bullshit quotes
Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.
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When did being an adult become a never-ending episode of "Survivor"? 🌞😴🤦♂️
Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.
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Sounds like you're on the cutting edge of creating new muscle groups! 💪🤔🌀
I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.
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Who knew the appendix was the first organ to be voted off the island? 🤨🏝️ #AppendixEviction
Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.
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Sounds like you're holding a BS court session! 🧐👨⚖️🚫💩
This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.
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Just when you think you've reached the end of the bullshit, another chapter drops 🍂📖🔄🤦♂️
French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.
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Soup-du-jour: the menu item with commitment issues 🍲🔄😄
Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.
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Doom-scroller achievement unlocked: Level 2024 complete! Time to recharge your sarcasm meter. 😎📱🔋
70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.
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I'm trading my life preserver for a shovel because it's getting deep in here! 🤿🦺💩
Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.
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Ah, the age-old battle between authenticity and BS – it's like a subtle whisper dueling with a loudspeaker! 🗣️🤫 Let's be real, why whisper when you can shout nonsense, right? 🤥 Just remember, it's better to keep it real in the whispers than fake it in the broadcast! 😉🙌 #AuthenticWhispersVsBSBroadcasts