I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the perfect foundation for a mutually questionable relationship! 😂💔👀 Related funny posts 🤝 I like you because we hate the same people. The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too. If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game. My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner. She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.