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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.