Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Government conspiracy: Mosquito bites are nature's secret pleasure button 🤣🦟🍯 #TheMoreYouKnow Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch. “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it. When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito! They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out. Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.