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Funny scratching quotes

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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