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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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Dance like China isn’t watching.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.
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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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