My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess that makes unlimited texting the new "forbidden fruit" plan! 📱🍏😄 Related funny posts 😂 The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. The food hits different when it ain’t yours. Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter. Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.