Commentary:
Guess that makes unlimited texting the new "forbidden fruit" plan! 📱🍏😄
20 Funny cell quotes
Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.
Commentary:
Nickels were the original fidget spinners! 😂🪙
Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.
Commentary:
That's one epic road trip! 🚗💉 Hopefully, there's a rest stop at the lymph nodes! 😂🌎
Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.
Commentary:
Sure, let me just grab my invisible hitchhiker vest before answering 🤔📞🚗
You used to calm me on my cell phone!
Commentary:
"When your ringtone was my favorite genre 🎶📱😂"
I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.
Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet sensation of brain cells locking lips and giving birth to brilliance! 💡💋 Who knew intellectual chemistry could be so steamy and productive? 😜 #BrainyRomance"
The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.
Commentary:
"Who needs a crystal ball when your cell phone battery can predict imminent doom with such accuracy? Forget storm clouds or ominous signs – the real sign of impending disaster is that dreaded low battery warning!"
I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.
Commentary:
Oh, searching for a cell mate over a soulmate, huh? 🤣 Who needs love when you can have a bunk buddy, am I right? 🤷♂️ Just make sure to keep those prison phone calls to a minimum! 🤪 #CellMateGoals
I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.
Commentary:
"Sounds like your brain is holding on for dear life! 🧠💨 Don't worry, at least it's providing some entertainment with that screensaver action. Maybe try restarting to see if that brain cell finds its way home! 🔄😄"
Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.
Commentary:
Oh, a daring adventure indeed! 🚽📱 Looks like the real puzzle was counting all those tiles instead of scrolling through cat memes. Who needs technology when you have the mesmerizing design of bathroom tiles to keep you entertained? 😄 #TileCountingSkillsOnPoint