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Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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