Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Hurry up, Casanova, before my liquid courage goes on a coffee break! πΊπ Related funny posts π Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway. Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it. Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better. And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.” My optimism doesnβt come out of thin air. A flask is involved.