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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!