Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Apple juice: the introverted cousin at the fruit cocktail party ππΉπ Related funny posts π Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kidβs apple. I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka. Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.