There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Mastering the art of the ninja exit, leaving drama and noise in the dust 🥷🚪💨 Related funny posts 😂 Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire. Not going is the new leaving early. Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers. Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.