Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Time to switch from "breaking news" to "breaking free" from stress! ππ°β¨ Related funny posts π My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress. Listen to the birds, not the news. Breaking news is really breaking me. Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on. So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.