Not to brag, but I donβt fight with people on the internet. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Achievement unlocked: Internet peacekeeper! ποΈπ»π Related funny posts π€ Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today. Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago. I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me. Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time. I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.